STRAIT OF HORMUZ Dad hat
$34.00
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A tremendous dad hat for a tremendous strait.
The Strait of Hormuz. Beautiful strait. Very important strait. Maybe the most important. A lot of oil goes through there. So much oil. And when things get a little exciting with Iran, suddenly your gas costs more. Nobody knows why.
Fortunately, we won. Total victory. Completely won. Again. Very decisive. Please do not check the oil price.
This hat says STRAIT OF HORMUZ in beautiful white letters. Very strong letters. Somehow the strait is still there, the oil is still going through it, and the war keeps being over. Incredible.
It’s a dad hat. Low profile. Curved visor. Adjustable strap. Relaxed, but powerful. Perfect for declaring victory and then checking gas prices on the way home.
Red dad hat. White embroidery. Strait of Hormuz.
Details:
* Classic red dad hat
* Beautiful white embroidery
* Low profile. Unlike oil prices.
* Adjustable strap with antique buckle
* One size fits most heads, including very large and powerful heads
* Makes dads look hotter
* Victory declared separately
* Oil price may vary
* Bigly
* Strait sold separately
STRAIT OF HORMUZ Dad hat
$34.00
The Strait of Hormuz. Beautiful strait. Very important strait. Maybe the most important. A lot of oil goes through there. So much oil. And when things get a little exciting with Iran, suddenly your gas costs more. Nobody knows why.
Fortunately, we won. Total victory. Completely won. Again. Very decisive. Please do not check the oil price.
This hat says STRAIT OF HORMUZ in beautiful white letters. Very strong letters. Somehow the strait is still there, the oil is still going through it, and the war keeps being over. Incredible.
It’s a dad hat. Low profile. Curved visor. Adjustable strap. Relaxed, but powerful. Perfect for declaring victory and then checking gas prices on the way home.
Red dad hat. White embroidery. Strait of Hormuz.
Details:
* Classic red dad hat
* Beautiful white embroidery
* Low profile. Unlike oil prices.
* Adjustable strap with antique buckle
* One size fits most heads, including very large and powerful heads
* Makes dads look hotter
* Victory declared separately
* Oil price may vary
* Bigly
* Strait sold separately
Size guide
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 52-62 | 12 | 8 | 19 |