{"product_id":"strait-of-hormuz-trucker-cap","title":"STRAIT OF HORMUZ Trucker Cap","description":"A tremendous trucker hat for a tremendous strait.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Strait of Hormuz. Beautiful strait. Very important strait. Maybe the most important. A lot of oil goes through there. So much oil. And when things get a little exciting with Iran, suddenly your gas costs more. Nobody knows why.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFortunately, America won. Total victory. Completely won. Again. Very decisive. Please do not check the oil price.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis hat says STRAIT OF HORMUZ in beautiful white letters. Very strong letters. Bigly letters. It’s the kind of hat you wear when the war is over, victory has been declared, and for some reason oil is still $100 a barrel.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClassic trucker cap. Big front. Mesh in the back. Tremendous airflow. Unlike the Strait of Hormuz, nothing is getting blocked back there.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRed trucker cap. White embroidery. Strait of Hormuz.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Classic red trucker cap\u003cbr\u003e\n* Beautiful white embroidery\u003cbr\u003e\n* Mesh back. Completely open.\u003cbr\u003e\n* Adjustable snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n* One size fits most heads, including very large and powerful heads\u003cbr\u003e\n* Victory declared separately\u003cbr\u003e\n* Oil price may vary\u003cbr\u003e\n* Bigly\u003cbr\u003e\n* Strait sold separately\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55-1.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Very Stable Geography","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45805532512365,"sku":"9471686_8754","price":27.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/7607\/9725\/files\/retro-trucker-hat-red-front-6aa04f125450f.jpg?v=1788890913","url":"https:\/\/verystablegeography.com\/products\/strait-of-hormuz-trucker-cap","provider":"Very Stable Geography","version":"1.0","type":"link"}